Dark Helmet

"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."

How can you not like a man with such a wonderful quote?

Anywho. . . Dark Helmet (played by Rick Moranis) is the dark clad (though very short) baddie in the movie Spaceballs. He controls the downside of the Schwartz and he's not afraid to use it.

He also turns out to be the hero's "father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

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